First Poast!

Lately I’ve become somewhat exasperated by my interaction with other human beings, and therefore have elected to spend more time talking with the only individual for whom I consistently feel untempered affection- myself! Given that the most culturally acceptable means of fulfilling this purpose is the maintenance of a weblog, I have secured this parcel of cyberspace to the end of pursuing said occupation.

What might one expect to find in subsequent updates to this virtual diary of mine, to which I have attributed the title OMG A BAT? Edgily solipsistic musings ushered forth from the mind of one whose friends’ parents refer to him as ‘the dark prince’, thoughts on subjects of concern to such an individual and probably only to him.

- Gothicus Maximus